Your personal coach, a community behind you, and me in your corner helping you reach your goals. We build teams that help great people become better versions of themselves, a little better every single day.
Where this started
Three years ago I was sitting behind a screen all day, no movement, eating junk. Then I decided to make a lifestyle change. Nothing dramatic, just showing up and being consistent, following a real plan. Now I want to help others do the same. It's so much easier when you're part of a team, with a real coach in your corner and people around you going through the same thing.
“You don't have to go through this alone. That's the whole point.”
Before
After
How it works
Not another fitness app. Not a PDF program. A real team that works with you personally and follows up every week.
Your own coach
You get matched with a coach who builds training and nutrition around your life. Weekly check-ins. The right adjustments. Personal follow-up. Not a standard template, but tailored to you, your goals, and your body.
People doing the same thing
A private, closed group where people share what's working, keep each other accountable, and share the wins along the way. I'm in there every day sharing my own experiences and updates.
Built to keep you going
Challenges, partner deals, and a structure that makes consistency easier. This isn't something you check once a week. It's how you train now.
More than a program
You get a real coach from day one. The rest gets built as the team grows. Here is what is ahead.
Meet the coaches
We're hand-picking coaches with real credentials and real track records. No silver bullets. No fluff. Just people who care and know what they're doing.
Martin Fagerhaug
Coach and bodybuilder from Trøndelag. Made his stage debut in 2023 with first place in classic bodybuilding debutant and third in classic physique open class. Works with people who want to build muscle, lose fat, or both. Builds training and nutrition around habits that last.
- Muscle building
- Fat loss
- Habits that last
More coaches
We add the next coach when Martin is at capacity. That keeps quality high and the waitlist honest. If you fit the bar below, send us your application.
Become a Team Haraldsen coach
We're adding coaches as demand grows. If you meet the bar, send an application.
Requirements
- Norwegian-speaking
- At least 2 years coaching paying 1:1 clients
- Documented client results (before/after with consent, or testimonials)
- Relevant education or certification (PT, nutritionist, sports science, NSCA/ISSN, or equivalent)
- Own personal brand presence (Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, or newsletter)
- Willing to deliver via the coaching platform we land on
Nice to have
- A clear niche (bodybuilding prep, fat loss for busy parents, strength for women 40+, etc.)
- Comfortable on camera. We feature coaches in Noobwork content
- Based in Norway, or working in the Norwegian timezone
Send your application to
joachim@noobwork.noWhat every coach brings
- Certified personal trainer and/or nutrition coach
- At least 2 years of coaching real clients — not just their own training
- Lived it themselves — not just reads about it
- Weekly 1:1 check-ins, not canned group replies
- Available on Telegram for quick questions between check-ins
- Adjusts your plan as life happens — injuries, travel, stress, wins
Your review could live here
We don't fake testimonials. Once the team is running, members who share their story get featured here — photo, first name, and their result.
Be one of our first stories
Members who submit a review with their progress get featured on this page for the life of the program, and your social media tag if you want some promotion!
What you get
Your personal coach
Weekly 1:1 check-ins, a custom training plan, and nutrition guidance built around your life
Private Telegram community
Daily updates from Joachim, peer accountability, and real answers from people walking the same path
Monthly team challenges
Structured group programs that keep you sharp when motivation dips
Weekly team calls
Live Q&A with Joachim on training, nutrition, mindset, and what's actually working
Partner discounts
Supplements, gear, gyms, apparel — growing as we add partners
Monthly, no lock-in
Billed monthly, cancel anytime. First month refunded if it isn't working for you.
First month includes your custom training plan + meal plan
$149/mo USD. Billed monthly, no lock-in.
Fitness from the feed
Three recent videos from the fitness playlist. Not performances — just the work.
Questions you're probably asking
If we haven't answered it here, email joachim@noobwork.no and we'll add it.
How is this different from Future, Noom, or a cheap PDF program?
You get a real human coach who knows you by name, a community that holds you accountable, and me in your corner sharing what's working. Apps track you. We coach you. PDF programs are generic. We build yours from scratch.Who is this actually for?
People who've tried apps and programs and want something more personal. Adults ready to commit 3–5 hours a week to training and want a real human in the loop. Not for 'tried-everything-overnight' shoppers.Do I need a gym?
No. Your coach will build around what you've got — home gym, commercial gym, or just bodyweight + bands. The plan fits your setup, not the other way around.What if I've never trained before?
Perfect — that's who this works best for. Your coach meets you where you are and ramps slowly. No 'crushing leg day' on day 1. We build the habit first, the intensity second.Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. Month-to-month, no lock-in. If it's not working for you, you tell us and we refund your last payment. No awkward phone calls, no retention scripts.What if I don't click with my coach?
You switch. Just tell us and we'll match you with someone else. The coaching relationship matters — if the fit's off, we fix it.Why $149/month?
Real 1:1 coaching, weekly check-ins, a private community, and team challenges — built around you and followed up by a human, not an algorithm. Monthly membership, no lock-in. Cancel anytime.When can I start?
Right now. Click 'Join the team', pay via LaunchPass, and you get Telegram community access immediately. Your coach reaches out within 24 hours to set up your first weekly check-in.What if I'm outside Norway?
All good. Our coaches work in both English and Norwegian — pick whichever language you're most comfortable in for your 1:1 coaching. The community chat runs mostly in Norwegian for now, since that's where most early members are.